fictional satire publisher / ordinary absurdity, filed neatly / definitely jokes

Merch

Stickers.

Small warnings for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and systems that deserve a label. No fake scarcity. No checkout theater. The object has to be as good as the sentence.

Sticker

Per My Last File Sticker

Your CIA Agent

Merch interest

If a line belongs on a desk, it should feel inevitable.

The best objects feel like they escaped from the joke and found a useful shape.

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