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Your CIA Agent has opened the file.
A fictional handler for tabs, stalled projects, privacy fatigue, and the private little loops everyone insists are part of a system.
fictional paperwork for real life
greyfedora0
Fictional paperwork for the weird little evidence trail of being alive.
A satire publisher for tabs, meetings, omens, metrics, terms, bad plans, tiny betrayals, and the moment a normal day starts leaving exhibits.
- case-file captions
- committee verdicts
- minor omens
- objects with receipts
First file
Your CIA Agent
A fictional handler for your search history, procrastination, privacy fatigue, and the private tabs you swear are research.
Your fictional handler has seen the tabs, the stalled project, the privacy policy nobody read, and the little lie you told yourself before midnight. Somehow, she remains supportive.
Open Your CIA AgentI'm not judging. I'm documenting.
Recurring lineWhat this is
A magazine rack for the jokes that keep finding new disguises.
What we make
Recurring jokes with rooms to grow in.
A good bit can become a panel, a caption, a fake notice, a saved archive entry, a mug line, or a series people recognize before they finish reading it.
The voice
Dry enough to sting. Warm enough to share.
The ideal greyfedora0 joke feels like a clerk saw the file, lowered their voice, and decided to be kind about the evidence.
- comic files
- fake notices
- dry captions
- case notes
- mug lines
- archive drops
House style
Dry enough to sting. Warm enough to send to the group chat.
Handler energy
I'm not judging. I'm documenting.
For search histories, stalled plans, tabs opened in moral panic, and the tiny lie that tomorrow will be a different person.
Committee energy
Approved, unfortunately.
For decisions that survived because the meeting was already happening and no one had the strength to stop the process.
Locker energy
Known issue. No fix scheduled.
A line only belongs on an object if it still works after the caption walks away.
Current series
Recurring worlds with their own voice and bad little habits.
Your CIA Agent
A fictional handler for your search history, procrastination, privacy fatigue, and the private tabs you swear are research.
- Signature
- I'm not judging. I'm documenting.
- Object bait
- I've updated your file.
DMT Agent
A coincidence happens. The universe probably meant nothing by it. DMT Agent opens a folder anyway.
- Signature
- Synchronicity pending review.
- Object bait
- The pattern filed a report.
The Committee
Every ordinary decision goes before a panel with excellent stationery and almost no useful wisdom.
- Signature
- Approved, unfortunately.
- Object bait
- The Committee has questions.
Algorithm Division
Beautiful dashboards for terrible incentives, confident recommendations, and machines that should apologize first.
- Signature
- Engagement was the problem.
- Object bait
- Optimized for regret.
Annual Review
Your habits, year, projects, and coping strategies receive the performance review nobody requested.
- Signature
- Needs improvement, somehow.
- Object bait
- Your annual review was revealing.
Department of Questionable Decisions
For brave plans, doomed optimism, overbuilt systems, and the sacred sentence: "the plan has vibes."
- Signature
- Proceeding without evidence.
- Object bait
- That was brave. Not wise. But brave.
Archive
The public file cabinet.
Finished jokes, saved captions, and small incidents worth keeping around.
Your CIA Agent
Filed for later
The File Opens
Public incidentGood news: she found the productivity system. Bad news: she also found the way you use it.
The Committee
Filed for later
Meeting About Meetings
Public incidentThe Committee has questions. Mostly about why this needed a meeting and whether another meeting could make that worse.
Department of Questionable Decisions
Filed for later
Confidence Was Present
Public incidentThat was brave. Not wise. But the minutes will reflect a surprising amount of confidence.
Evidence locker
Objects that earned their keep as sentences first.
A mug, sticker, notebook, or shirt only belongs here if the line still works when it leaves the page.
I've Updated Your File Mug
Your CIA Agent
Per My Last File Sticker
Your CIA Agent
Needs Improvement Desk Calendar
Annual Review
The File Notebook
Your CIA Agent
Fiction boundary
The mask is theatrical. The joke is recognition.
- This is a satire publisher, not a pretend agency.
- The mask is theatrical; the joke is recognition.
- No real surveillance claims, no official marks, no fear bait.
Rumored doors
Four names with the lights on and the shelves still empty.
Terms of Service Department
Daily life rewritten as a cheerful policy update you accepted by continuing to exist.
Working title. The lights are on; the series is not open yet.Focus Group of One
One overthinking person turns a tiny preference into a full market-research emergency.
Working title. The lights are on; the series is not open yet.Office of Minor Omens
Small coincidences get filed as signs: probably meaningless, definitely reviewed.
Working title. The lights are on; the series is not open yet.Customer Support for Reality
Existence opened a ticket. The reply was polite, delayed, and not especially helpful.
Working title. The lights are on; the series is not open yet.Dispatch list
Worth reading, not urgent.
New files, archive drops, object tests, and the occasional sentence that should probably have stayed in a meeting.