Your CIA Agent
A fictional handler for your search history, procrastination, privacy fatigue, and the private tabs you swear are research.
- Signature
- I'm not judging. I'm documenting.
- Object bait
- I've updated your file.
Properties
The recurring bits.
Each series is a little room with a voice, a few lines that keep coming back, and enough shelf life to survive beyond one good post.
Open files
The worlds with public shelves today.
DMT Agent
A coincidence happens. The universe probably meant nothing by it. DMT Agent opens a folder anyway.
- Signature
- Synchronicity pending review.
- Object bait
- The pattern filed a report.
The Committee
Every ordinary decision goes before a panel with excellent stationery and almost no useful wisdom.
- Signature
- Approved, unfortunately.
- Object bait
- The Committee has questions.
Algorithm Division
Beautiful dashboards for terrible incentives, confident recommendations, and machines that should apologize first.
- Signature
- Engagement was the problem.
- Object bait
- Optimized for regret.
Annual Review
Your habits, year, projects, and coping strategies receive the performance review nobody requested.
- Signature
- Needs improvement, somehow.
- Object bait
- Your annual review was revealing.
Department of Questionable Decisions
For brave plans, doomed optimism, overbuilt systems, and the sacred sentence: "the plan has vibes."
- Signature
- Proceeding without evidence.
- Object bait
- That was brave. Not wise. But brave.
Not open yet
Good names are easy. A real series has to earn the room.
These doors are visible because the house has future rooms. They stay clearly marked until the joke can carry more than a title.
Terms of Service Department
Daily life rewritten as a cheerful policy update you accepted by continuing to exist.
Working title. The lights are on; the series is not open yet.Focus Group of One
One overthinking person turns a tiny preference into a full market-research emergency.
Working title. The lights are on; the series is not open yet.Office of Minor Omens
Small coincidences get filed as signs: probably meaningless, definitely reviewed.
Working title. The lights are on; the series is not open yet.Customer Support for Reality
Existence opened a ticket. The reply was polite, delayed, and not especially helpful.
Working title. The lights are on; the series is not open yet.