I've Updated Your File Mug
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Merch interest
Objects should feel like the joke found a useful body.
The evidence locker starts with lines people would actually keep around: mugs for recurring delusions, stickers for terrible systems, notebooks for plans with too much confidence.
Shelf notes
Current objects being looked at sideways.
Per My Last File Sticker
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Needs Improvement Desk Calendar
Annual Review
The File Notebook
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