Dispatch list
The inbox version should feel like a good file, not a marketing funnel.
Dispatches are for finished lines, new series notes, archive drops, and objects that deserve a second look. If it would annoy the person who signed up, it does not belong there.
What belongs
Short notes with the joke already doing its job.
- New recurring files when a joke has enough spine to travel.
- Archive drops with finished captions and a reason to come back.
- Evidence-locker notes when a line starts looking like an object.
- A few desk notes, kept short enough to survive an inbox.
What does not
The inbox is not a costume closet.
- Spam dressed as urgency.
- Fake insider access.
- Raw drafts in public clothing.
- Anything pretending to be more official than a joke.